Knock Knock

K: Daddy?
Daddy: What?
K: Don't cry it's only a joke.
K: Knock knock
D: Who's there?
K: Orange
D: Orange who?
K: Banana
K: Knock knock
D: Who's there?
K: Apple
D: Apple who?
K: Don't cry it's only joke.

(Now repeat something similar for at least 15 minutes with maniacal preschool laughter after each round, and you have an idea of our evening...)

Dates

(After having television taken away for the night for misbehaving..)

B: We need to watch the Wiggles to see what day it is today.
Me: Or we could just check the calendar...

TMI

K to the Pizza Guy: "I'm wearing UNDERWEAR today!"