Monkey

K to B: I want to pinch your ears and make you look like a monkey.

B to K: No. Not while I'm playing this game.

K to B: You want to pinch my ears?

B to K: I'll pinch one.

Behavior

B to K: Mommy was trying to do something really nice for us, but you just ruined it and now it needs to go in the trash. Those are not real baseballs, and they aren't toys.

K to B: I know! Mommy already told me.

(I think it's safe to assume he just didn't care....)

Me: K why did you dump the popcorn out? And why are you wearing a bowl on your head?

K: Because this is my favorite hat.

Rocket

B: This dinner is rocket good!

(Also: I love you rocket!)

Tag Team

K: Kids can't play basketball.
B: Kids can play KIDS basketball, cause it's fun for kids.
K: On a football field.